My Crazy Relationship With Alcohol

Good morning and happy Monday kids! I hope you enjoy your day to the fullest and remember not to let an asshole fuck it up for you no matter what goes down.

As for me? The 4 beers left from Saturday night are still in the fridge, but It’s funny, because yesterday, the few times that I though about the beers, for some reason, I felt disgusted, so I left it at that, which reinforces the reason why I don’t see myself as an alcoholic. You see, when it comes to alcohol, I can take it or leave it, it’s just that when I do take it, I usually go on a weekend bender, which I’m happy to say didn’t happen this weekend, but I still have to be careful with that shit, because history has shown me, that I have a very crazy and unstable relationship with alcohol.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

8 Beers And Some Sleep

Good morning and happy Sunday boys, girls and others. Why is it a happy Sunday for me? Because tomorrow is a holiday and I’m off from the salt mines, WOO-HOO!

As for me? Last night while helping my wife with the cleaning, she gave me permission to buy two 6 packs of beer, and the truth is that after everything was said and done, I only drank 8, had something to eat and went to bed. As a matter of fact, there are still 4 beers in the fridge right now and I’m not planning on touching them for shit. The best thing of all is that I don’t have any regrets or hangover.

I think that at 51 years old, my body and brain are beginning to see alcohol in a totally different way, which is good, because I’m not drinking to get drunk, plus the next day, I’m not looking forward to start drinking early in the morning like I usually do. It really is good, plus my wife is super happy with the change.