Good afternoon and TGIF kids! I hope you enjoy your day to the fullest and remember, don’t let no asshole fuck it up for you no matter what goes down.
Today I took a vacation day from the salt mines, in order to help my wife and daughter get things ready for their birthday celebration tomorrow. In case you might ask, yes they both share the same birthday, which is crazy, because they each have a surprise planned for the other, but they don’t know about it.
With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!