IT IS STILL THE SAME SHIT!

Good morning and happy Monday kids! Remember to enjoy your day to the fullest because tomorrow is not promised or guaranteed.  

On another note, lately I’ve been thinking about people who stop using their drug of choice, only to replace it with another one. The fucked up shit is, that their stupid analogy is, that just because it’s not their drug of choice, it’s OK to use it. 

Correct me if I’m wrong here, but isn’t it true that a drug, is a drug, is a drug? I mean, what the fuck are these people thinking? Do they even have a fucking brain, or just empty space to rent? Aside from their selves, who the fuck do they think they are fooling? I know it’s none of my business, but it does become my business, when some dumbass tries to run that shit through me.

In other words, since my drug of choice is alcohol and I haven’t had a beer in 46 days, should I use weed, crack, coke, pills or heroine instead, since they are not my drugs of choice???

With that said, I am Audi 5000! 

One Alcohol Free Month

Good morning and Happy Sunday kids! Today marks my first month since I had my last beer, and I feel fucking great. It’s awesome to wake up feeling so good. 

Today my wife and I were invited to her cousin’s home in New Jersey for a get together. I know for a fact, that there will be a lot of drinking going on, but I can’t let that shit make me lose sight of my plan. The most important thing is, that I’m doing this for ME and only Me. 

With that said, I am Audi 5000! 

My Happy Sober Dance

Good morning and happy Thursday boys, girls and others! I am happy to announce that today is my 29th day, since I last had a beer, and to be honest, it feels fucking great, to be able to wake up with no fucked up hangover, no anxiety, no sweating, no shaking, no depression, but especially… NO REGRETS! I am looking forward to my one month anniversary.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Doing It For Me

Good morning and happy Tuesday boys, girls and others! Today is my 27th alcohol free day and I feel great! To be honest, there were a couple of times when I wanted to have a really cold one, because I saw others drinking, but I kept thinking about the serenity prayer, and that helped me a lot. I always keep in mind that I’m not doing this to please or make others happy, I am doing this for me.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Dear Evil Monkey

Good morning and happy Monday kids! I hope that you start your week with a healthy mental breakfast, of I don’t give a fuck what others think or say about me!

As for me? Today, I am happy to say, that the past weekend was my fourth alcohol-free weekend and I feel GREAT! I also must add that I haven’t had any alcohol in the past twenty-six days.

It is incredible, to be able to wake up on a Monday morning, without a fucked-up hangover and being able to report to the salt mines for duty, without no anxiety, depression or regrets.

My only advice for you kids is, to do whatever the fuck it is, that keeps you from doing whatever thee fuck it is that is causing chaos in your life. Remember, this is not a one size fits all thing, plus you must keep in mind, that no matter what goes down or how many times you feel that you failed, this will always be a work in progress.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!

3 Weekends Without Drinking

Good morning and happy Monday kids! I know for a fact, that my loyal 1.5 readers might not give a flying fuck, but anyway, I am happy to say, that since I am a weekend binge drinker, I have been without drinking for three weekends, and it feels fucking great. As matter of fact, it’s amazing, to wake up on a Monday morning without a fucked-up hangover or any regrets and be able to go to the salt mines and do my work feeling good and proud of myself. It’s just an incredible feeling.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!