I’m Happy Like A Motherfucker!

Good morning and happy Saturday boys, girls and others. I hope that you enjoy your day to the fullest, and remember, don’t let no asshole fuck it up for you no matter what goes down.

As for me? I am happy to say that today is my 10th sober day and I feel fucking great! WOO-HOO! Aside from the usual Saturday routines like running errands and paying bills online, I don’t have any big plan for the day, except going to the local casino with my wife and some close friends later at night. Even though I’m not into gambling, I always go out of my way to please my wife. We’ve been together for 30+ years and we’re still in love like if it was the first day.

With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!