Good morning and happy Monday kids! I know for a fact, that my loyal 1.5 readers might not give a flying fuck, but anyway, I am happy to say, that since I am a weekend binge drinker, I have been without drinking for three weekends, and it feels fucking great. As matter of fact, it’s amazing, to wake up on a Monday morning without a fucked-up hangover or any regrets and be able to go to the salt mines and do my work feeling good and proud of myself. It’s just an incredible feeling.
With that said, I am Audi 5000 y’all!